Wonder if she’ll sport a similar shirt for new arrival Jason Taylor.
• How would you celebrate a walk-off home run? THE FIGHTINS’ finds the Marlins’ Jorge Cantu doing it by tugging a teammate’s testes.
• Luckily, DEUCE OF DAVENPORT discovers a product that could provide some penile comfort to Cantu’s tuggee, Scott Olsen.
• THE BEAUTIFUL GAME calls foul, as a Portuguese soccer team apparently gets away with trying to bribe the referees. Couldn’t the club have just distracted the officials by planting their pretty fans along the pitch?
• How far will you go for free beer? The MADISON (WI) CAPITAL TIMES unearths about 250 baseball fans willing to eat beetles for bonus brews.