SbB’s back from the Virgin Islands to the not-so-virgin South Beach.

• Randy Moss has his own dirty Derby with Miss Kentucky USA.

• Meanwhile, Mike Tirico gets the runaround from a PETA spokesperson when trying to ask a question about the Eight Belles tragedy.

• But the fallen filly is getting her revenge, thanks to this heavy horse in England.

• A Chicago columnist blows up over blow-up dolls in the White Sox clubhouse.

• That writer needs to relax. May this baby buy you a beer?

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TMZ.com has a couple recent randoms of Randy Moss bending over a hottie at the Kentucky Derby last weekend:

The freakee in question is identified by TMZ as “Miss Kentucky USA”, but of course, the website doesn’t have the time or inclination to actually find out her name - or unearth any other photos.

So we have those for you, after the jump. Read more…

Randy Moss is looking to pimp some new rides, as the Patriots’ receiver is creating a company to tackle the NASCAR truck racing circut.

SCENE DAILY reports that Randy is forming Moss Motorsports, a racing ownership group to compete in the NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series. Although he still needs to get a car manufacturer and sponsors, Moss is aiming to get into the race later this season. Read more…

• The NEW YORK OBSERVER pitches up news that CNN host & Little League coach Larry King was tossed from his son’s game.

• THE BEST WHO serves up Maria Sharapova ogling Orlando Bloom.

• THE BASEBALL WRITER learns (via Erin Andrews) that Morgan Ensburg doesn’t impress the Harlem cops with his Yankee card.

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Wonder how Richard Williams feels about the latest VOGUE cover?

• Reggie Bush gets caught in a Hornet’s nest of trouble between Kim Kardashian and an ex-flame at last night’s game in New Orleans.

• Introducing pretty Philly sportscaster Meredith Markovits.

• New Air Jordans are coming out in honor of Michael’s … baseball career?

• The Cubs’ conditioning coach can’t believe the pitching staff would prank him by pummeling his car.

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The United States Postal Service has very stringent rules about who may be commemorated on a postage stamp. The person must be deceased for five years (except U.S. Presidents). They must wind their way through the Citizens’ Stamp Advisory Committee, fifteen Americans serious about the gravity of their task. (You can tell because Karl Malden’s on the committee.)

On the other hand, the commemorative envelope program apparently has all the oversight of a “Take a Penny, Leave a Penny” tin because Randy Moss’ smiling face will be plastered across limited edition commemorative envelopes in West Virginia this week.

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