• KXAS-TV in Dallas dances up news that Jessica Simpson wants Tony Romo to appear in her new upcoming music video.

• KNUCKLE CURVE tosses along a comedic clip of a hefty Texas Rangers fan falling head over heels for a ballgirl.

• The DAYTON DAILY NEWS is speechless, as Ken Griffey Jr. shuts up a ridiculing mom & her kids by giving them autographed balls.

• CHICAGO BULL cracks a smile at seeing a Google ad for teeth whitening underneath the latest grinning mug shot of Cedric Benson.

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• THE BEAUTIFUL GAME slides over this new warning sign to be displayed whenever John Terry is spotted in the vicinity:

• BABES LOVE BASEBALL breaks out the Voodoo Sabermetrics on Ryan Braun.

• PINK HAT NATION looks back on the peculiar life of the Padres’ Eric Show.

• THE LOVE OF SPORTS breaks out the zubaz in listing their choices of the top 10 worst sports fashion trends.

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