Apparently, if you are in Santa Barbara and you want to masturbate in public, Santa Barbara City College is the place to do it. THE CHANNELS ONLINE says that a middle-aged man named Harold Hall was arrested at the parking lot of the campus’ La Playa Stadium after being spotted by a SBCC softball player in his car making merry with some moisturizer, paper towels and a copy of “Barely Legal” magazine. Talk about a “slap hitter!”
Honestly, they have adult book stores in Santa Barbara. These people can’t pony up a few quarters and head into the movie booth to take care of their business like normal people?