Softball Player Finds Man “Slap Hitting” Self In Car

Apparently, if you are in Santa Barbara and you want to masturbate in public, Santa Barbara City College is the place to do it. THE CHANNELS ONLINE says that a middle-aged man named Harold Hall was arrested at the parking lot of the campus’ La Playa Stadium after being spotted by a SBCC softball player in his car making merry with some moisturizer, paper towels and a copy of “Barely Legal” magazine. Talk about a “slap hitter!”

Jergens

Honestly, they have adult book stores in Santa Barbara. These people can’t pony up a few quarters and head into the movie booth to take care of their business like normal people?

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