Hey, readers! Time for another offering of SbB’s Clever Caption Contest! As you may or may not know, the NCAA men’s basketball season officially got underway Monday night as Duke pummeled mighty Presbyterian. (Next week, the Blue Devils follow up with Southern Methodist, North Carolina Wesleyan, California Lutheran and Non-Denominational Tech.)
So you tell us - what’s Coach K crying out loud about, for crying out loud? Submit your hilarious, hellacious & humdingerious suggestions right to the comments section. Winner to be triumphantly announced during the end-of-the-day recap.
(Contest note: Responses with the overused FARK cliche “Duke sucks” will automatically be disqualified. However, various interpretations of said cliche may be allowed on a case-by-case basis. Happy writing!)