Softcore Porn Readily Available In Olympic Village

Just when we thought you couldn’t get any dumber, Beijing Olympics, you go and do something like this - and totally redeem yourself! All you incoming Olympians better make sure to bring along your American Express cards - there will be porn at the Summer Games!

Olympic swimmer celebrating

(Yeeeeeeeeeaaaah!!!!)

Softcore porn, at least - which, if memory serves correctly, is the better kind since it simply consists of boobs, a tiny amount of hair down there, and nary a disgusting genital in sight.

And best of all, because of the odd censorship policies of Beijing, Olympians will also not have to waste time pretending to be smart by reading the BBC website, which continues to be blocked.

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