You’ll probably remember - because honestly, who can forget something this ridiculous - the fiasco this January when a Rock of Love retired stripper contestant burst a breast implant while tooling around on a hockey rink to win Bret Michaels‘ love. No, it doesn’t make sense.

(As you can see, this young woman clearly has complete disregard for implants. That’s what she’s tossing around, right?)

So let’s shift gears to the world of professional wrestling and one Mickie James. Yes, you can probably already see exactly where this one’s going, but we’re plugging ahead anyway, damn it. Ms. James is a a “WWE Diva,” which means she gets to run around and pretend to catfight other women. But since the WWE has a much more casual approach to implants than, say, boxing, there are certain hazards to the job. Yes, evidently, that involves popping your fake breasts.

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If, like me, you have some level of self-esteem, you haven’t been watching “Rock of Love Bus” on VH1. The involves a bunch of…let’s just call them “women of questionable morals”…riding on a tour bus with ex-Poison singer Bret Michaels to compete for his affection. Since this is the third season of the “Rock of Love” series, and the first two winners clearly didn’t make a love connection with the long-haired, leathery Michaels, it makes you wonder why these women think they are going to be the one.

So it might be easy if to miss if something incredible, mind-blowingly awesome were to happen on the show. Like, for example, if one of the bimbos on the show were to fall face first on the ice during a hockey challenge, and then need medical attention because she was afraid she had, in her own words, “popper her frickin’ implant.” Fortunately, WRAP AROUND CURL is there to capture all of the saline popping action (and thanks to PUCK DADDY for catching it).

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