Conflict resolution is a fine art, often requiring the greatest of tact by both parties involved. If there’s one thing you want, it’s to bring everyone to a common understanding and work from there. We would probably recommend a handshake. We would probably not recommend taking a giant dump on your boss’s car. Good holy lord we would not recommend that.

(If this story were about the Cardinals)

But according to PROFOOTBALLTALK.COM, that’s precisely what some members of the New Orleans Saints did to owner Tom Benson. Seriously. They saw some new cars of his… and pooped on them. Details, all safe for work because come on folks, gross, after the break: Read more…

The New York City Marathon is tomorrow, which means there’s an awful lot of carbo-loading going on as we speak. But all that pasta has to go somewhere. Enter A Royal Flush, which will provide 2,250 port-a-potties for 39,000 runners.

“It’s not a glamorous business,” company president Bill Malone told the NEW YORK TIMES as he oversaw the placement of 1,660 “portable restrooms” near the race’s start in Staten Island. Without them the runners would go just anywhere, and make Staten Island smell…well, pretty much the same. (Get the straight poop, after the jump.)

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