Barry Bonds Skips Out Of Planet Hollywood Casino Vegas Opening

BONDS ROCKETS AWAY FROM PLANET HOLLYWOOD OPEN: Barry Bonds couldn’t show up for a Vegas party, as he’s (soon to be) detained:

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The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS reports that the ex-San Francisco slugger was scheduled to appear at the grand opening of the Planet Hollywood Casino & Resort in Sin City last weekend.However, Bonds bailed out at the last second. Guess he wasn’t pumped enough about hanging with Roger Clemens, Andre Agassi, Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone.

Besides, he was already in town recently.

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There’s no need for Sly & pals to make a federal case about the slugger’s snub - Stallone himself doesn’t have the time, as he’s got a musical to produce. And Barry will be making brand new friends soon enough, courtesy of the fellas in Cell Block D.