Posted by
jason on Jul. 22, 2009, 8:00pm
• Buxom British model Katie “Jordan” Price is back on the scene, seeking to shag some soccer superstars.

• MLB instant replay: It shouldn’t be just for home runs anymore.
• SEC college football is coming to a TV set near you. Just try and stop it.
• Part 2 of Adam J’s expose on the Register’s Annual Bike Ride Across Iowa - complete with fun photos of good ol’ Midwestern folk.
• A Mets VP rips into a minor league team, taking off his shirt & calling one of the players a [vulgar term for a specific part of the female anatomy].
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Posted by
Adam J on Jul. 22, 2009, 1:00pm
Have you or anyone you know ever been attacked by a zebra? Then please call 1-800-BITCH-YOU-LYIN because there’s no way that’s true. The zebra is a most docile creature, sort of like a horse that’s been shamed into submission because of the unfortunate nature of its coloring. And they’re those herbie-vores. They’re nice, right?

(Mynd you, zebra bites Kan be pretty nasti…)
Err, about that. The Pittsburg State Gorillas, which are naturally located in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania the Congolese jungle Kansas, have just lost linebacker/safety Joe Windscheffel for the season after a zebra gave him some whatfor and a little bit of the whatnot. Ouch.
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