Ex-Eagle Makes A Run For The Border - On Patrol

• Former Philly Eagle Jamaal Green goes from prowling along the sidelines to prowling along the Mexican border.

Jamaal Green Border Patrol

• The case of Barry Bonds’ illegal use of The Clear gets a little murky.

Tommy Morrison is taking his HIV-hampered talents to MMA on PPV.

• Having problems in your apartment? Just talk to Mo Vaughn.

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The Eagles Could Have Been The Phoenix Eagles

On Sunday afternoon the Philadelphia Eagles will be taking on the Arizona Cardinals in Glendale, AZ, for the right to go to Super Bowl XLIII. Nevermind the fact that these are the two teams with the worst records to make the playoffs in the NFC this season, it doesn’t matter. It also doesn’t matter that it’s probably somewhat unfair to make the Eagles travel across the country to take on the Cardinals in their stadium even though the Eagles finished the season with a better record than Arizona (9-6-1 vs. 9-7).

Bob Hurt

(You’re welcome, Philly)

Of course, if it wasn’t for one columnist in Arizona 25 years ago, the Eagles actually would be the home team this weekend if they were playing the game in Arizona. Confused? Don’t worry, you’re just stupid, but thankfully the PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER is here to clear everything up for you.

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