W.S. Games 3 & 4 Threatened By Transit Strike?

As the World Series shift to Philadelphia, fans’ ability to get to the game may be hampered by an impending strike by the Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority (Or SEPTRAUT, as we recommend they be named). According to the PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER, the three key issues are wages, pensions and health care. Typical stuff, really, just at an atypical time.

SEPTA Subway line

You wouldn’t think that now’s the ideal time to threaten a strike, what with the city needing its urban mass transit providers more than ever to help de-clutter the mass of fans going to and leaving Citizens’ Bank Ballpark, but no, that’s precisely when you air your grievances about low pay: right when you’re at your most essential. Same reason why 80% of cancelled pre-nups get ripped up in the middle of intercourse*.

Here now to discuss the nuanced ramifications of the strike, which could be just hours away, is Phillies spokesperson and Miami crime lab lieutenant Horatio Caine.

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Ground Beef: Close-Up Of Howard’s Non-Catch

I watched this over and over last night, convinced Ryan Howard caught it. Then I saw the below screen shot this morning:

Ryan Howard Non-Catch World Series

He didn’t. Video after the jump.

Do you blame umpires for missing Ryan Howard’s non-catch?

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Finkelstein Lawyer: ‘They Chained Her Like A Dog’

Susan Finkelstein: Victim of circumstance, or the devil? Bensalem, Pa., cops said she flaunted her feminine wares to procure World Series tickets. Finkelstein says she was “just flirting,” with an undercover policeman, and had no plan to offer sex for tickets. Baseball fans are lining up for and against her (a SPORTSBYBROOKS poll ran overwhelmingly on the side of letting her go without charges).

Susan Finkelstein

Finkelstein is now speaking out, telling CBS NEWS that she was upset with what she felt was the arresting officers’ cavalier attitude. “They arrested me; put me in the back of the squad car. In my opinion they seemed amused by the whole thing,” she said today. Her lawyer, William Brennan, says that arresting officers “chained her to a table like a dog.”

More stuff, and photos following the jump.

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For Your Collection: Video Of Cliff Lee Cool Catch

For your hard drive (now you have something on there you can open without the door being deadbolted):

Cliff Lee Nonchalant Catch

The Yankee fan freakout-fest over last night was predictable and wonderfully amusing. Almost as predictable has been the media’s overreaction to Lee’s performance.

Yankthees

(Source - shoulda been ‘New Yawk’)

If the Phillies lose the Series, no one will remember what happened last night - save the catch.

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WS-For-Sex Woman Gets Her Free Tickets After All

She’s still being charged with soliciting for prostitution, but Susan Finkelstein will go to Game 3 of the World Series before she heads to court, courtesy of a Philadelphia radio station. Finkelstein, you may recall, was arrested for allegedly offering sex acts in exchange for Series tickets in an ad she placed on Craigslist.

Susan Finkelstein

But radio DJ Tim Acosta from Wired 96.5 took pity on the horny, 47-year-old Phillies fan and presented her with two tickets to Game 3 in Philadelphia, for her and her husband. Wait, what? Her husband?

Should offering sex for World Series tickets be a crime?

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Brad Lidge Will Get The Save, Find The Lost Ark

Brad Lidge has a bone to pick with the Catholics, but first he has a coveted piece of jewelery to obtain. That would be another World Series ring, the first step toward that beginning tonight (7:57 PM ET, Fox. I’ll bring the guacamole). Lidge, however, will not stop there. When the Series is over, he’ll be digging up other valuable artifacts.

Brad Lidge

(Pawning that big hat, for instance, could bring in about 75 bucks)

Lidge, during a bout of soul searching during a pitching slump, decided to pursue a degree in religious archaeology, with plans to eventually work in that field. He also says that the religious treasure on display at the Vatican in Rome could be put to much better use helping the poor.

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Phillies Fan Is Very Attentive To His Lady Friend

Phillies fan behind NBC 10 in Philadelphia’s Claudia Rivero after the NLCS win over the Dodgers:

Claudia Rivero Phillies Fan Dry Humping On Camera NBC 10 Philadelphia

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Manny’s Grab, Clutch Hit Helps Dodgers Tie NLCS

Woo-hoo!

MLB Dot Com Dodgers Tie NLCS

(Posted on MLB.com homepage last night - via Enrico)

What? Why are you looking at me like that?

Phillies Pulling Out The Big Guns For Game Four

As you would expect, the baseball playoffs bring out the best Philadelphia has to offer:

Philadelphia Phillies pregame The Hooters and Micky Morandini

They’ve got that reversed, Hooters have the first pitch …

SbB Girl Hillary

… and these guys have the anthem:

Mickey Morandini Backwoods Payback

Like Angels’ Adenhart, Phils Have Harry In Dugout

All season the Angels have hung the jersey of their fallen teammate, Nick Adenhart, in their dugout. Turns out the Philies have a similar tribute for the late Harry Kalas.

Harry Kalas White Loafers In Phillies Dugout Tribute

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See those white loafers behind Charlie Manuel from last night’s TBS NLCS telecast? Those belonged to Kalas, who was well known for his selection of bright footwear. (If someone sees Dick Williams or Marty Brennaman puttering around pregame tomorrow, keep an eye on them.)

Kalas’ trademark blazer is also in the dugout for every game.