Stewart’s A Soccer Stud; Cubs’ Zell Can Go To Hell

Someone better spread out some tarp for Scott Spiezio’s new jail cell.

Jon Stewart, comedic television star & collegiate soccer stud:

Jon Stewart soccer headshot

• Cubs owner Sam Zell chews on selling naming rights to Wrigley Field.

• The Atlantic City Surf is willing to take a big gamble on Cecil Fielder.

Tim Tebow is voting for none of the above.

Billy Wagner gets mad at Michigan players giving it the ol’ college try.

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