UCLA has a message of courtesy to Bruins fans packing Pauley Pavilion - LEAVE WOODEN ALONE!

KCBS reports that the 97-year-old Wizard of Westwood keeps being bothered for autographs, when all he wants to do it sit in his favorite spot behind the Bruins’ bench and watch the game.

Wooden’s family requested that John be left in peace, and starting Wednesday, UCLA has implemented a ‘no autographs’ policy in regards to the popular coach.

Besides, the poor ol’ coach has enough on his mind at the moment.

But we do expect one of those “Leave Britney Alone!” video spoofs about this up on YouTube by tomorrow morning. Something like this Tony Romo plea.