Ark. State FBer’s Robbery Attempt Fails So Hard
Arkansas State, despite sounding fictional, is not only a real school, but one with a I-A football program and everything. If you already knew they were called the Red Wolves, you are either A) an alumnus or B) a liar.
(Is Red Wolf crying, or just really poorly drawn? Honestly can’t tell here.)
Paul Stephens is a former Red Wolf (Wolf? Wolve? If Toronto’s the Maple Leafs, ASU should be Red Wolfs). Before this weekend, though, his status had yet to be so severely downgraded from “starting” to “former.” But he had to rob a man, you see, just had to, consequences be damned. And as it turns out, footballl’s the least of his concerns now.
