Clever Caption Contest: Blackhawk Down And Out

Hey, readers! It’s time for another chilling SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we slap over a snapshot of Chicago Blackhawk Patrick Sharp:

Patrick Sharp Blackhawks

Was Pat just hit in the face with a stick? Struck down by a sudden case of narcolepsy? Some other hilarious and/or harmful circumstance? That’s for you the reader to decide! Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck and good writing!