Posted by
goathair on Apr. 29, 2008, 3:30pm
News came down yesterday that the curmudgeonly Pat Riley would be leaving his post as Miami head coach. Lost in the shuffle was the naming of Erik Spoelstra as new head coach, making him the first Filipino-American head man in NBA history.

This monumental moment will surely be marked with an introductory press conference. In another FAKExclusive, SPORTSbyBROOKS attends Erik Spoelstra’s imaginary first press conference as head coach. Read more…
Posted by
jason on Apr. 28, 2008, 9:04pm
• Country singer Mindy McCready admits that she’s been randy with Roger Clemens for quite some time - starting back when she was just 15.

Is it true? Well, Mindy’s mom confirms the connection.
• Just about a week after Danica Patrick tasted victory, Ashley Force is the latest hot motor mama to roll into the winner’s circle.
• A topless cyclist has been terrorizing and/or tantalizing a California town for some time now.
• LeBron James has no time for a photo-op with a lowly fan like you.
• Who would’ve though that women’s collegiate track & field relays would be so violent. Thank goodness Allison Stokke sticks to pole vaulting.
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Tags:
Allison Stokke,
Ashley Force,
Danica Patrick,
Lebron James,
Mindy Mccready,
Pat Riley,
Rasheed Wallace,
Roger Clemens,
Sam Baker,
Tila Tequila,
Tom Gorzelanny,
Topless Cyclists
Posted by
Brooks on Apr. 28, 2008, 12:32pm
The Miami media is a twitter today about the news that Pat Riley has called a press conference today to announce he is quitting as coach of the Miami Heat until they get good again.

By now everyone knows how he stabbed Stan Van Gundy in the back three years ago en route to stealing what will surely be his last NBA championship ring as coach. Now with the franchise in tatters, thanks to his front office stewardship, Riley is once again ready to quit on the team he systematically dismantled. Read more…
Posted by
jason on Mar. 27, 2008, 8:40pm
• A woman suing the Detroit Tigers says female fans better cover up when they come out to Comerica Park.

• Kevin Love gets a chuckle out of an Oregon fan losing his car over his foul fingering.
• The Oakland A’s will always remember the toilets of Tokyo.
• Meanwhile, Charlie Manuel once had his own wet adventures in Japan.
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Tags:
Charlie Manuel,
Coaches Supporting Troops,
Detroit Tigers,
Hideki Matsui,
Kevin Love,
No Smoking At Nascar,
Oakland Athletics,
Pat Riley,
Secretly Filming Females,
Self Fishing Fish,
Shaquille Oneal,
Young Mma Fighters
Posted by
jason on Mar. 27, 2008, 6:48am
Shaquille O’Neal recently had some Heat-ed words for his ex-Miami coach and teammates, criticizing Pat Riley’s running of the franchise and scoffing at the notion of playing with Chris Quinn and Ricky Davis.

Now, it’s the Heat’s turn to fire back.
The SOUTH FLORIDA SUN SENTINEL records the reactions from Riley & crew about Shaq’s slams at his former South Beach buds.
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Posted by
jason on Mar. 26, 2008, 6:39pm
As Shaquille O’Neal arrived in Beantown for tonight’s game against the Celtics, Jackie MacMullan of the BOSTON GLOBE caught a few words from the Suns star about his new & old teams.

While the Big Cactus said he enjoys being with Steve Nash, coach Mark D’Antoni and the rest of his Phoenix pals, his reaction to his former Miami Heat teammates was a little more cold: Read more…
Posted by
jason on Mar. 25, 2008, 4:32am
For only the 13th time this season, the Miami Heat cooked up a win, burning the Milwaukee Bucks 78-73 Monday night. It was the Heat’s second win in the past 13 games, with the only other one coming last Tuesday - against the Milwaukee Bucks.

Now Herb Kohl’s crew has the indignity of being the only NBA team the Shaq-less, Wade-less & hopeless South Florida squad has beaten twice this season. And Pat Riley was lucky enough to be on the sidelines to see it for himself.
But the Heat coach may soon be saying sayonara to the sidelines again this weekend. Read more…
Posted by
jason on Mar. 20, 2008, 6:30am
When we saw that Miami only scored 54 points Wednesday, we thought it was referring to the Miami Hurricanes or the Miami (Ohio) RedHawks from some NIT or CBI contest.
But no, it was the horrendous Heat reaching yet another historic low.

(While in Toronto, Pat Riley should really look for some 222’s)
The Wade-less Wonders were shredded by the Raptors 96-54, setting a new franchise record for lowest points scored. The Heat also had the dishonor of having the 3rd-worst scoring game in the NBA’s shot clock era. Amazingly it was the Heat that was responsible for the lowest-ever total, holding the Bulls to 49 points in a 1999 game.
Oh, and Miami also drops to 12-55 on the season - only 42 games out of first place. It’s enough to make you cry - which is what Allen Iverson almost did in his return to Philadelphia. Read more…
Posted by
Tuffy on Mar. 17, 2008, 5:30pm
On any given night, finding a key member of the Miami Heat organization can be quite a chore. So many excuses and destinations have been formulated that it can require the sleuthing powers of the finest detective minds the world can offer. Like yours.
Sunday’s contest against the Dallas Mavericks proved no different than any other night recently. Only nine Heat players logged minutes in the 25-point loss despite the game never resembling a competition. So where was everybody yesterday? Play along with us as we start yet another edition of “Where in the World Are the Miami Heat?”.

Hit it, Rockapella!
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Posted by
jason on Mar. 10, 2008, 9:53pm
Tags:
Baron Davis,
Dwayne Wade,
Erin Andrews,
Hunting From Helicopters,
Isaac Bruce,
Jerry Rice,
John Daly,
Lute Olson,
Michigan Wolverines,
Pat Riley,
Steve Nash