• THE SCORES REPORT has no problem getting behind beach volleyball vixen Jenelle Koester.

• SEAN’S RAMBLINGS gets chills from Pascal Dupuis’ performance as the Penguins’ locker room iceman.

• Michael Klein of the PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER has the swashbuckling news that ex-Sixers owner Pat Croce will be working with Steven Spielberg on a new pirate movie.

• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT uncovers news that one of the prostitutes in Max Mosley’s Nazi sex scandal was actually the wife of a British secret service agent. Read more…