TAKING HAIRY ROUTE IN PARIS DANGEROUS PROPOSITION: The BBC sports this headline about an important decision:

So, as we understand it, some shooter chose the hairy route to play in Paris.

BUSH BUDDY BAILS FOR AMOROUS ACTOR AT NYC EVENT: First, he loses another game. Then, he loses another teammate. Now, it looks like Reggie Bush has lost another soulmate:

EURWEB has the heartbreaking news that Bush beloved Kim Kardashian was caught flirting around with actor Terrence Howard. Paris Hilton’s BFF and the Oscar-nominated star from “Hustle & Flow” were spotted huddled together at a Big Apple event.A report on the action observed, “She was sitting on his lap and he was rubbing her butt.”

As Reggie was busting his behind Monday night, Kim’s seemed to be well taken care of.

NO HILTON SHACK-UP FOR AVERY AFTER CUTHBERT SPLIT: OK! MAGAZINE reports that Elisha Cuthbert has finally dumped video music award attendee and fake-tough New York Ranger winger Sean Avery, but the selfish loudmouth doesn’t seem to be to broken up about it.

Excerpt: “Don’t feel bad for Sean, who didn’t appear to be brokenhearted about the breakup when he was spotted hitting on Elisha’s good friend Paris Hilton at the LG House in Malibu on Aug. 26.

“A partygoer tells OK!, ‘When you asked Sean where Elisha was he shrugged his shoulders and said they had broken up.’ But for all his attempts at wooing the recent jailbird, Sean was not able to convince Paris to leave with him, saying she wouldn’t do that to Elisha and walked away.“Avery can’t close Paris? Sounds like his finishing skills around the net at the Nassau Coliseum.

Then again, maybe this has something to do with him being unable to beat Paris five-hole.

ATTN CARDS - DON’T FORGET SHOWER SHOES AROUND #7: It’s been an eventful last few days for Matt Leinart. First, he got his pants pulled down by new Arizona Cardinals coach Ken Whisenhunt for skipping a mini-camp workout.

Next, he was regrettably spotted last weekend by the LAS VEGAS REVIEW JOURNAL at the Caesars Palace Venus Pool Club with EEE-listers Kim Kardashian, Rex Grossman and Wilmer Valderrama.

Not to mention being photo ID’d with fart queen Jenny McCarthy at Caesars “Pure” nightclub (which featured a grotesquely overblown fake line that prevented me from cashing out at the cage on Friday night - I still have the damn chips!).And finally, he was outed by the ARIZONA REPUBLIC for hocking his recently purchased home after neighbors ran him off because “his car had become an eyesore.“

That’s not the only thing that’s sore after Leinart got done hanging it out with the well-worn trio of Kardashian, Paris Hilton and McCarthy.