Tom Brady Sued Over Shooty Costa Rica Wedding

You may recall the Tom Brady-Gisele Bundchen wedding, v 2.0, this past April which featured an open bar, monkeys and intermittent gunplay. Two members of the paparazzi who hid in the jungle taking photos on the sly said that security guards hired by Brady tried to muscle them for their cameras, and then shot at them when they ran for it.

The photographers, Yuri Cortez and Carlos Avi, have filed a $1 million lawsuit against Brady and his bride over the incident. The claim that Brady hired a security force that wasn’t properly trained, and that the whole thing too closely resembled various scenes from “Romancing the Stone.” Anyway, here’s Brady’s reaction this morning:

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Bündchen-Büttchin Wedding Is Marred By Gunfire

The second Tom Brady-Gisele Bündchen wedding went down in Costa Rica last night, and when you mix lawless Central America with the lawless NFL, something’s bound to go down. So it’s not a huge surprise that the power couple’s ceremony was interrupted by gunfire.

Yuri Cortez

No worries, straight men with a crush on Bündchen, and “straight” men with a mancrush on Brady; the happy couple is fine. The trouble occurred when the security detail came across paparazzi in the bushes, and fired on them as they attempted to escape. You know, the usual celebrity wedding stuff.

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Kim K and Reggie Don’t Do ‘Low-Key’ Very Well

What’s the biggest problem an NFL running back and a reality TV star would have in their relationship? Being on TV all the time, of course.

Kim Kardashian

But apparently Kim Kardashian (pictured) and Reggie Bush (…meh) have been trying to keep their relationship “super low-key.” Yes, that was in quotes. Read more…

(Comedian) Reggie Bush: “I Hate The Paparazzi”

We’ve all seen the photos of Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian the past few months, but we haven’t really heard either go on the record about the relationship. So Arash Markazi of SI today finally got the down-low from Bush and the booted-and-suited one.

Reggie Bush Kim Kardashian

They both offer up platitudes on their fleeting romance, but Bush’s reaction to being stalked by photogs is priceless: “I hate the paparazzi. I honestly do. She knows I don’t like it, but it comes with the territory. I deal with it. It doesn’t make me view her any different, it’s part of her life and so you just deal with it, but I hate it. I don’t like it all. When I’m not with her, they don’t care about me, when I’m with her they’re all over us.

If you know Bush the way we know Bush, you understand that he doesn’t hate the paparazzi because they “are all over us”. Read more…