Pacman To Appear On A Milk Carton Near You
As somebody who hates the Dallas Cowboys, the last few weeks have been wonderful to watch as the team continues to implode. From T.O.’s incessant whining about not getting the ball, to Tony Romo’s broken pinkie, and finishing with the latest suspension of Pacman Jones.
Pacman faces an uncertain future, as he’s been suspended for a minimum of four games, but there’s no guarantee that Roger Goodell is going to allow him to play again. Obviously the best thing Pacman can do while serving his suspension is lay low and get out of trouble, so he’s decided to do just that. His plan? Why he’s dropped off the face of the Earth.
