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Michael David Smith of AOL FANHOUSE learns that Marvin Harrison may have been involved in a shooting incident.
Anthony Gargano of WIP radio reports that Harrison was working at his bar in Philadelphia last Tuesday, when a man came in and began arguing with the Colts receiver: Read more…
• WITH LEATHER finds Chelsea trading the pitch for porn stars, as the English soccer team parties with Jenna Jameson.
• BABES LOVE BASEBALL apply their Voodoo Sabermetrics to Nationals center fielder Lastings Milledge.
• Michael David Smith of AOL FANHOUSE wonders why the mainstream media is virtually ignoring Karl Malone’s possible statutory rape allegations.
• DEADSPIN wants to know if you approve of John Salley’s media work.
The Ladies… will be on SbB all weekend to live blog the NFL Draft. They’ll be here for eight hours each day beginning Saturday at 2pm ET. See you then!
• Bolivian basketball babe Claudia Porras still proves she’s a model player.
• Today’s the day Rick Monday cemented himself as a real American hero for rescuing Old Glory.
• Jim Gray is still stalking the press areas - if only he was doing it for an actual sports network.
• Meanwhile, Kelvin Sampson is having no trouble entertaining job offers from the NBA.
• Dallas sportscaster Dale Hansen compares Pacman’s trade to Big D with the Cowboys signing Osama bin Laden.
Dale Hansen, a former radio color commentator for the Dallas Cowboys and longtime Metroplex TV sports commentator who’s classy enough to get his signature on screen during his segments, is none too pleased about the Cowboys trading for Adam “Pacman” Jones.
(Hansen: Distended Feedbag Has Warded Off Attempted Firing Over The Years )
DEUCE OF DAVENPORT digs up the clip of Hansen bemoaning the recent direction of “America’s Team” that has pursued such ne’er-do-wells as Tank Johnson, Terrell Owens and now Pacman. It being Texas, there’s some casual racism thrown in just for fun. (video after the jump) Read more…
• Matt Mosley of ESPN’s HASHMARKS notes what the biggest reaction was to the finalization of the Pacman-To-Cowboys trade: “Patrons of Dallas strip clubs were spotted running for the exits.”
• The SOUTH FLORIDA SUN SENTINEL checks in to see how well the Orange Bowl demolition is going.
• Taking a cue from the K.C. Royals, EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY makes a date with the Oregon Ducks’ O-Line and their new calendar.
• Comedian Chris Elliott laces up with the New York Rangers. Man, we sure miss “Get A Life“.
• Erin Andrews will be lending her talents to the National Spelling Bee.
As if the young male competitors weren’t nervous enough already.
• When it comes to celebrity couples chowing down, Tony Romo & Jessica Simpson really take the cake.
• The Milwaukee Brewers take a back seat to no one - especially an airline passenger seat.
• But those stranded travelers can always take a ride on Air Tranica.
• An NFL writer claims that ex-Michigan coach Lloyd Carr is “sick”, and not in a phat, dope kind of way.
