Sunday, Canada’s NATIONAL POST reported the Chicago White Sox have a shrine of sorts in their clubhouse, which consists of “two inflatable dolls, faux female of course, with an arrangement of strategically placed bats and two signs reading ‘You’ve Got To Push’ and ‘Let’s Go White Sox.’”

We’re happy to report that Carol Slezak of the CHICAGO SUN-TIMES today decided to devote an entire column to the “sexist shrine”, with predictable results.

We all know what Ms. Slezak is going to say before she says it. So the only thing interesting involving the matter was the reax of Ozzie Guillen when he was questioned about the display by the S-T’s Kara Spak. Read more…

• David Warner of AOL FANHOUSE uncovers news that Tiffany May, the semi-clothed streaker at a recent U.S. Olympic qualifying match, will now be shedding her clothes for Playboy.

• EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY (via THE DARTMOUTH) keeps both feet on the ground, as a future Big Green QB was almost killed by kitesurfing. But we suppose it could have been worse.

• KARE-TV reports that the ex-Vikings law-breaking trifecta is now complete. First Carl Eller, then Darrion Scott - now Onterrio Smith joins the jailbirds by getting cuffed for a DUI.

• THE ANGRY T finds some fashionable fillies breaking out the big hats at the Kentucky Derby.

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As the New York Yankees pay a visit to the Chicago White Sox this week, Ozzie Guillen was asked if he could ever see himself working in pinstripes under the iron fist of Hank Steinbrenner.

Mark Gonzales of the CHICAGO TRIBUNE posed the possibility to the outspoken manager of ever having to answer to the outspoken owner.

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Will Beijing be the last chance to see Jennie Finch in all her Olympic glory?

• Could Brett Favre really come back with the Pack? “I very well could be enticed to do it.”

• But if he does return to Green Bay, will they still name a street after him?

• Speaking of retired QBs, Ryan Leaf is doing A-OK at West Texas A&M.

• So, Michael Vick really wasn’t playing pigskin in prison?

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Ozzie Guillen does it again. The White Sox manager opened his mouth & managed to frazzle a few folks - this time it was the people of Puerto Rico.

The ASSOCIATED PRESS reports that anger arose from Guillen’s comments about baseball legend and island favorite son Roberto Clemente. Ozzie said that he believed Clemente was only the third-best baseball product to come out of Puerto Rico, behind Ivan Rodriguez and Roberto Alomar.

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• DEADSPIN via WALKOFF WALK discovers that some Brewers fans are a whiz at making a profit from port-a-potty problems.

Such are the results when you imbibe in a 12-man beer bong.

• The HARTFORD COURANT pitches out the top 50 MLB salaries, and you’ll never guess which team claims the top 3 spots. (OK, you will.)

• Speaking of salaries, BLOOMBERG notes that if Kansas beats Memphis tonight, Jayhawks coach Bill Self will be $200,000 richer.

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