Boomer Misses Cut On ESPN’s Masters Coverage

How about giving *us* a gift basket to work full-time in the Big Apple?

Chris Berman’s not covering The Masters. We wonder why.

Chris Berman

• Funnyman Adam Carolla has a new film out. Yippee.

Tiger Woods is good, but can he be Byron Nelson good?

• Having a nice chat with the Tampa soccer streaker.

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College World Series MVP Busts Caps, Arrested

Oregon State flame thrower Jorge Reyes is in trouble with the law along with a teammate after shooting up a neighbor’s fence, car and house, reports the CORVALLIS GAZETTE-TIMES. Reyes, the 2007 College World Series MVP, is charged with unlawful use of a firearm, a Class C felony.

Oregon State baseball player Jorge Reyes

Police and neighbors say this was more than just pitch and catch target practice. “One shot went through my bedroom window, ricocheted off the wall and landed on my bed,” a neighbor told the Gazette-Times.

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Oregon State AD Ranting About Pac-10 Officiating

BEAVERS A.D. RAISING BIG STINK ABOUT U-DUB GAME REFS: Mike Leach isn’t the only one upset about last weekend’s officiating. Oregon State’s AD also had a few things to say about the refs:

Bob De Carolis Oregon State Beavers

The PORTLAND OREGONIAN hears word that Bob De Carolis was still fuming about questionable calls during the Beavers’ game against Washington.The OSU AD was so angry about the penalty calling, that he wants the entire officiating crew suspended. But De Carolis was particulary incensed at the replay officials, especially after this play:


Late in the game, Beavers running back Yvenson Bernard appeared to have scored a TD to ice a victory over the Huskies. But field officials ruled the play as a fumble, and a Washington defender ran the ball out.Oregon State couldn’t challenge the play, since they were out of timeouts. But in a lot of collegiate cases, the replay booth itself can call an official review of a controversial play. However, the booth didn’t make a call, allowing the Huskies to get off a snap and rendering a replay request pointless.

Benny the Beaver Oregon State

De Carolis ranted, “The inability (of the review) judge to push the button and stop play is just flat-out wrong and unfair. And I think that person should be held accountable. A letter of reprimand doesn’t get it for me.”Fortunately for Bob and the Beaver faithful, Oregon State managed to hold on for the win. But De Carolis might want to be careful how far he goes with his critical comments. Texas Tech coach Leach didn’t back down, and is now $10,000 poorer for it.

Oregon Oklahoma football

Replay controversies and Oregon football just seem to go together. At least De Carolis did’t want the game to be stricken from the record books, unlike some Oklahoma university presidents.

SbB Faces Curt Schilling This Week in Strat-O-Matic Action

• This week, SbB’s Royals takes on Curt Schilling’s Red Sox in hot SPORTING NEWS Strat-O-Matic action:

SbB Girl Charity KC hat Curt Schilling

• CONSTRUDA lays it out, as Hawaii QB Colt Brennan gets bulldogged by Fresno State.• AWFUL ANNOUNCING gets down with Verne Lundquist doin’ tha Souja Boy.

• 100% INJURY RATE plops in front of the tube, as they enjoy these old-school athlete commercials:

Magic Johnson 7up TV ad

• THE GRAND NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS calls child services, as Lee Corso & Regis Philbin will make your kids hate you.• DOUBLE A ZONE explains how a team like Gardner-Webb can knock off a team like Kentucky.

• WAGGLE ROOM gets its groove on, as Justin Timberlake joins the PGA Tour:

Justin Timberlake Caddyshack Gopher

• MR. IRRELEVANT is bedeviled by Duke’s next Great White Hope.• NATION OF ISLAM SPORTSBLOG tries to let the echoes sleep, as they root for Duke over Notre Dame this weekend.

Trent Green, take note - Oregon State’s Lyle Moevao shows you how a QB should block a defender:


• ARMCHAIR GM has some fiscal tips on how A-Rod can spend his hoped-for $350 million.• GAMESPOT reviews NCAA March Madness 08.

Video of hot girls celebrating John David Booty start against Oregon State Beavers

BOOTY’S IN MOTION AS TROJANS SET TO TAKE ON BEAVERS: It’s Booty Time once again in Southern California.

John David Booty will be starting under center for USC on Saturday, as the Trojans get ready to face on Oregon State.

John David Booty Costume

And these beauties certainly have their booty game on for a battle of with the Beavers.And we know win or lose, JDB will be having fun Saturday night. Just watch where you stick that finger, John David.