DUI Won’t Stop Michael Phelps From Shilling Beer

• Anheuser-Busch is willing to dive into a marketing deal with Olympic star Michael Phelps, even though the swimmer has a DUI on his record.

Michael Phelps Budweiser Clamato

• A quarter of USC’s football players are jumped by a jock itch epidemic.

• One sore Swede slams his bronze medal to the mat after feeling wronged in his wrestling match.

• Toledo gets ready to welcome the second coming of Emeka Okafor.

• Canada’s still medal-less this summer? What’s that all aboot?

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Sour Swedish Wrestler Throws Away Bronze Medal

Way to go, Olympic judges. By “awarding” Swedish greco-roman wrestler Ara Abrahamian the bronze medal — when it was obvious to everybody that is effort was gold-medal-worthy — you’ve forced one of the sport’s biggest names and most charismatic figures into early retirement. Bravo, sirs.

Swedish wrestler unhappy with bronze medal

Actually, I have no idea if Abrahamian is wildly popular in Greco-Roman wrasslin’ circles, or even if he’s particularly beguiling, but he’s certainly disgusted with Thursday’s outcome.

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