Lance Armstrong Dumped By Ashley Olsen Former Wife Seen With Two Different Men

BALLPLAYING IN THE CRADLE DOESN’T PAY FOR ARMSTRONG The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS reports that Lance Armstrong’s cradle-robbing days were all too short, reporting that Ashley Olsen “ended up leaving with the unidentified young man (not Lance Armstrong) with long brown hair” Friday night.

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But while the closet-PED-user Texan will now have to take his ball and go home, his former wife is getting back on the bicycle.The NEW YORK POST reports that Armstrong’s longtime beat piece, Tory Burch, “the hot blond designer, mother to six kids, has been dating not one but two rich guys.

Burch has been seeing both “Paramount Pictures chief Brad Grey and Katie Couric’s ex, TV producer Tom Werner.

Meanwhile, the DALLAS MORNING NEWS speculates that Armstrong may be primed for a run at political office. Apparently the folks in Big D are unaware of just how crowded Armstrong’s closet really is.

Lance Armstrong Seen On Date With Ashley Olsen

THE UPSIDE TO RAIDING THE DAUGHTER’S DVD COLLECTION: The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS (vi SI’s HOT CLICKS) reports today that Lance Armstrong has a dope new girlfriend: “Maybe Ashley Olsen just wanted some tips on how to wear spandex well. The pint-size starlet was seen nuzzling up to Lance Armstrong on Monday night at Rose Bar.

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The duo arrived together just after midnight … Ashley and Lance settled in and within minutes, he was whispering in her ear and she was giggling like a schoolgirl. They totally looked like they were on a date.”Armstrong, who threw his family down the stairs for a dried-up Sheryl Crow (and dumped her on Christmas as she was dealing with cancer), is 36, while Olsen just turned 21. Coincidentally, Armstrong has twin 5-year-old daughters (Grace and Isabelle). We’re not sure there’s any sort of connection there, and we don’t want to know if there is.