Pro Bowl Cornerback All About His Coverage (Map)

NFL reporter Albert Breer of the BOSTON GLOBE has this from Pro Bowl practice in Miami today:

nnamdi asomugh pro bowl cellphone

Asomugha has his priorities straight, at least when one considers why Terrell Owens didn’t make the Pro Bowl this year.

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JaMarcus: 3 Months To Make Good On Kiper Call

So you’re saying there’s a chance?


That’s gotta make the Clausen camp feel great this AM. Along with Todd McShay.

Thanks to YouBeenBlinded.com.

Photos: Who Knew Fat JaMarcus Loved To Party?

Earlier today OAKLAND TRIBUNE columnist Cam Inman reported that JaMarcus Russell blew off his season-ending meeting with the Raiders to go party at The Palms in Vegas.

Fat Jamarcus

When I heard the news, I immediately thought back to these wonderful photos of a soft-centered Russell showing an uncanny dedication to a rigorous offseason routine.

Fat Jamarcus Parties

Delightful foreshadowing to today’s events?

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Report: Tx Tech Will ‘Talk’ With Tommy Tuberville

UPDATE: (12:00AM ET): Don Williams of the LUBBOCK AVALANCHE-JOURNAL reports Tuberville will interview Wednesday.

Last night I Tweeted that I thought Texas Tech would hire Tommy Tuberville in less than two weeks. In the past 48 hours I’ve heard from two college football sources that he’s the likely hire. As late as early today though, Tuberville had confirmed that he’d not yet been contacted about the job.

Tuberville phone

But Lubbock radio and TV personality Chris Level reports this afternoon that, “Tech is going to talk to Tuberville next and after talking to Tommy earlier he’s more than ready for the phone call when it comes.

Level is also the proprietor of RedRaiderSports.com.

Dwain Price of the FORT WORTH STAR-TELEGRAM reports that earlier today Ruffin McNeill had an informal visit with the same folks who jettisoned Michael Leach from the school:

Interim Texas Tech football coach Ruffin McNeill had an informal interview Monday morning with school president Guy Bailey and chancellor Kent Hance.

Pete Christy of KCBD-TV in Lubbock also reports that McNeill talked to the Tech admin, and that chat included Athletic Director Gerald Myers.

So besides Tuberville and McNeill, who else is in the mix, and who isn’t?

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Video: Oakland Raider Tommy Kelly Loses Pants

And we lose our lunch minds.

Raiders Tommy Kelly Gets His Pants Pulled Down

Empty stomach? Fasting? Go ahead and click through.

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Porn King To Guards: Raiders Tix For Prison Sushi

THE SMOKING GUN has some delightful details of the 2007-08 incarceration of convicted tax-evading and minor-corrupting porn guy Joe Francis.

Joe Francis Dumbass

On Aaron Weinsten, who once worked for the pay-for-sex mogul:

Weinstein’s plea follows the conviction of Ralph Hawkins, a sheriff’s deputy who admitted taking $3200 and Oakland Raiders tickets from Weinstein in return for smuggling unauthorized food items (like sushi and barbecued chicken) to Francis.

So dude wanted Raiders tix to provide comfort to a porn guy in prison? Next thing will be a story about dude wanting porn to comfort Raiders fan in prison. Or dude wanting prison to comfort Raider fan who does porn. Or … okay I’ll stop.

Oakland CB: Raiders “Can Go 8-0, End Up At 10-6″

The last time we heard from Chris Johnson - no, not the one on the Titans with “gettin’ away from cops speed,” the one on the Raiders - he was too busy drawing bullcrap penalties for praising the Lord after an interception. Seriously, that was a steaming plate of C-R-A-P, and we’re glad the league apologized.

Chris Johnson Interception Oakland Raiders
(”THANK YOU JESUS BUT I KIND OF HAD BIGGER ASPIRATIONS SO LET’S TALK ABOUT THOSE LATER TODAY OKAY THANKS AGAIN BYE BYE”)

Johnson’s probably going to need God again, and he’s going to need Him for a serious, universe-altering favor.  Parting the Red Sea? Feh. Planting dinosaur bones to make atheists think the Earth is old? Child’s play. Creating the universe and everything in it? Ho-hum. God’s got much bigger problems to work out now: like making the Raiders run the table and make the playoffs this season.

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Former Raider Goes Nuts At Youth Football Game

And now, more punchy fun involving the Oakland Raiders, this time without Tom Cable. You may remember Jeremy Brigham (below) as a tight end for the Raiders from 1998-2001 (if so you have a good memory — he scored three career touchdowns). He now lives in the peaceful, leafy Northern California enclave of Pleasanton, where he coaches a youth football team of 9- and 10-year-olds.

Today, however, Brigham is under investigation by Pleasanton police for allegedly beating up his assistant coach, who is now in a neck brace. Brigham supposedly attacked the coach because he thought he had leaked the team’s plays to another team after he had fired him. Then it gets weird. Read more…

JaMarcus Russell In Loss: “I did a pretty good job”

Sunday in San Diego, the Chargers beat the Raiders for the 13th straight time, a bitter pill for the legions of SoCal Raider fans who made the annual journey south from (East) Los Angeles.

Jamarcus Russell

(NFL apparently is like Vegas to J-Russ and Cable: A game of “chance”)

With the lossthe Raiders dropped to 2-6, their playoff hopes out the window.

But despite Sunday’s result and the season’s circumstances, JaMarcus Russell wasn’t displeased with himself after the Charger loss. Nor was his coach. Read more…

SD Bail Bonds TV Commercial Targets Raider Fans

A San Diego bail bonds company had a TV ad done up specifically for this week. One guess why:

Bail Bonds Company Raider Fan Commercial

(One guess which frame I threw in there.)

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