Former Raiderette Shakes Literary Moneymakers

In a world … where no one is who or what they seem … can a preteen cheerleader elude terrorists and unmask the U.S. Senate imposter who is secretly planning to blow up our nation’s capital? Oh sorry, that’s not the premise of Alise Cayen’s new book at all. Patty Pom Poms is just all about making the cheerleading team.

Alise Cayan

And who better to write children’s rah-rah fiction than a former Raiderette? Even though there are few car chases and hardly any gunplay, Patty Pom Poms has done well enough that a sequel is in the works. The Kick Routine Ultimatum? Pom Pom Of Solace?

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Week In Review: Courtney A New Hot Rod Force

• Along with sister Ashley, Courtney has hit the drag strip as another hot hot-rodding Force to be reckoned with.

Courtney Force

• High school cheerleaders in Texas can sure pull off some crappy pranks.

• Broncos WR Brandon Marshall appears to enjoy beating up women.

• This soccer celebration on top of a Brazilian bus could have gone better.

Danica Patrick signs some boobs in her latest TV commercial for Boost Mobile. Sounds sexy, right? Well…

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Danica Signing Breasts In New TV Ad - But Wait…

Danica Patrick helps sell cell phones by autographing some boobs - but not the kind of racks you really want to see.

Danica Patrick topless

Tony La Russa sues Twitter over pseudo-St. Louis manager account.

Vince Young wants a trade? No, it’s all just a wacky misunderstanding!

• The Penguins give a little extra effort in beating the Red Wings - thanks to no penalties for extra men on the ice.

• Red Sox caps - now available with the fresh scent of watermelon!

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Raiderettes Visit Soldiers Stationed In Basra, Iraq

If you’d told the Oakland Raiderettes that they’d be heading to a place that has warm weather, a tradition of fear based on a fanatical dictator, and thousands of people who are all dressed the same and have a trained predilection toward combat, the cheerleaders wouldn’t bat an eye - that describes every Raiders home game of the last ten years.

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It also describes Iraq, unfortunately, and that’s where the young ladies set off to last week. Once there, they put on their variety show for our soldiers at COB* Basra last week. According to REDBULLS.ORG, the official website of the Army National Guard’s 34th Infantry Division, the Raiderettes didn’t disappoint:   Read more…

Cops Snare Sir Charles For Drunk Driving In Ariz.

Charles Barkley gets bagged in Scottsdale for a DUI? That’s turrible.

Charles Barkley Woody Woodpecker Happy New Year

• Speaking of Arizona, Cardinals receiver Larry Fitzgerald is accused of raising his hand in anger against his ex-Raiderette baby mama.

• It’s just Ducky that Oregon teams are Blazing a trail of victories to close out 2008.

• Tonight in Vegas, Robbie Maddison plans to get higher than ever before.

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Nick Swisher Dating Oakland Raiderette Turned Internet Porn Model Danielle Gamba

SWISHER’S NEW (NUDE) DISH IS DANIELLE GAMBA: SbB has learned that Nick Swisher of the Oakland A’s is keeping busy this offseason by dating former Raiders cheerleader and nude model Danielle Gamba.

Danielle Gamba Dating Nick Swisher

Swisher apparently also likes to keep busy during the season as well (see above), but now is preoccupied with Gamba, who was fired by the Raiders in 2003 after the club discovered she had posed for a porn site. She later went on to take it off for Playboy.com.

A source tells SbB Swisher spied Gamba “in a magazine”, saw that she was from the Bay Area and did what any self-respecting pro athlete would do - had his manager find her and set up a face-to-face.

The two are now inseparable and co-habitating in Arizona as the A’s get ready for Spring Training. Look for a piece in the SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE about them shortly.

One thing I’m guessing won’t come up in the story is that she was once cuffed and booked after making sexual advances to police who were questioning her about disrupting a flight from Denver to San Antonio (see ‘continually using the word F—‘).

On the lighter side, Gamba has her own website and apparently wants to pursue a career outside the porn business - witness her online resume, which makes no mention of her nude modeling credits. Nor are there any nudie pics on the site (just thought I’d warn you).