Chris Cooley Is Sorry For Posting His Junk Online

Redskins tight end Chris Cooley loves blogging. He also loves being nude, apparently. But when his two favorite hobbies outside of football and staring at his wife are combined, bad things happen. Very, very bad things.

Chris Cooley

This weekend, the internet was abuzz as news of Chris Cooley’s peeper made its way through the series of tubes. Funny story: yeah, Cooley didn’t mean to take a picture of his junk and post it on his blog. You know, because that coulda happened to anybody.

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Chris Cooley Doesn’t Know How To Crop Photos

This is the type of story that makes you wonder what we ever did for entertainment before the Internet. A quick rundown: Chris Cooley, Redskins tight end and blogger extraordinaire, had himself an unfortunate accident yesterday. You see, while posting an image of the “Tight End Test” that new coach Jim Zorn gave his team - which is hilarious in its own right - he accidentally included a brief shot his naughty bits.

Chris Cooley in short-shorts

(Cooley showing off another part of his anatomy.)

The image was up for a brief time before the Cooley contingent was alerted about the inadvertent wang shot, after which the image was immediately taken down and burned like a file revealing some super-secret CIA assassination plot.

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