What The? Pakistani Nukes Have Aussies Spooked

Because you have Australian cricket booked in your RSS, you already know that the national team has agreed to play some matches in 2009 and 2010 in Pakistan, which is a big cricket country. And since you also have “nuclear tests” in your Google News alerts, you’re well aware that Pakistan just carried out some nuclear tests. Now put the days together, and you have:

Cricket Australia to play in Pakistan

Nuclear scare! Whee! Yes, the SYDNEY MORNING HERALD is wondering if Australian cricket players would be privy to skipping games in Pakistan if their fears of nuclear missiles got the best of them. Read more…