Goodbye, Hockeybear; Hello, Nuclear Death Bear
We surely hope you remember HOCKEYBEAR from a couple weeks ago. You know, the polar bear that flew through space with a galactic hockey stick and blew up the moon then destroyed the city of Anchorage? Also known as the greatest sports intro in history? All as part of the University of Alaska-Fairbanks’ hockey program?
(You just woke up Nuclear Death Bear, and that is such a terrible idea, people.)
Well, it turns out UAF’s not the only sports outfit in Fairbanks with access to that demented 3-D artist, because he’s back. It turns out he (he? they? she? no, definitely not she) also crafted an intro for the local Intense Football League franchise, the Fairbanks Grizzlies. Oh yes, there’s video. Strap yourselves in, folks, then click through; video is after the break.
