• A former Bucs cheerleader & “Bachelor” babe throws a Texas-sized tantrum when the drinks stop flowing.
The result? Gimme a “J”! Gimme an “A”! Gimmie an “I”! Gimme an “L”!
• A 47-yarder kicked “wide right” buries the Buffalo Bills once again. It’s enough to drive you to drink.
• An Italian soccer team is caught with their pants down - and the ass-inine play helps them secure a victory.
• Meanwhile, a women’s gymnastics coach gets caught with a candid camera in the locker room. Alicia Sacramone may get her wish to be a TV star yet.
Tags: Buffalo Bills
, Cleveland Cavaliers
, Erin Andrews
, Gymnastic Candid Camera
, Italian Soccer
, Lebron James
, Mary Delgado
, Nikolai Valuev
, Soccer Players Bare Butts
, Texas Longhorns
, Usc Trojans
Ten hut! Here we go again with another SbB Clever Caption Contest. Today, we salute heavyweight boxing champ Nikolai Valuev:
At ease. So, what’s going on with Nik and this pretty platoon of Russian army gals? Be a good soldier and submit your suggestions to the comments section. The best contribution will be honored with a declaration in the end-of-the-day recap.
Good luck, and get typing. Dismissed!
Two brothers fighting a 7-foot Yeti? Sounds like a circus sideshow, but it’s actually the future of boxing’s heavyweight division. Which is kind of a circus sideshow, so that brings us full circle.
Get your pens and paper ready, because it’s acronym time. Vitali Klitschko has the WBC belt. Younger brother Wladimir Klitschko is the IBF, IBO and WBO titleholder. Together, they challenged WBA champion Nikolai Valuev to what promises to look an awful lot like the banned bloodsport of bear-baiting.
GIVE US SEVEN LBS OF MEAT DAILY - BUT HOLD THE FRIES: The Russian media outlet PRAVDA details the diets of top local athletes, including Marat Safin, Nikolai Valuev and assorted Central Asian anonymities.
Most notable is the table habits of the 7-2, 300+ pound Valuev, the
sideshow boxer promoted by Don King. As you might expect, the tower of power consumes pretty much whatever Vladimir Putin decides to render inanimate that week.
PRAVDA: “He reportedly consumes about 3 kilos (6.6 lbs) of meat a day. That is the reason why his typical lunch is full of meat dishes such as Argentinean beefsteaks, lamb chops, baked pork fore shanks, which are eaten with a variety of side dishes. However, Valuev steers clear of foods that do not agree with one another e.g. potato and meat.”