Did Nick Swisher Steal Fan’s Yankee T-Shirt Idea?

As the Yankees head to California to wrap up a World Series bid, controversy brews back home. Did Nick Swisher take a fan’s original T-shirt idea and trademark it for himself, in order to make some extra cash? Because everyone knows $5.3 million in ‘09, $6.75 million in ‘10, $9 million in ‘11, and a $10.25 million club option for ‘12 with a $1 million buyout doesn’t go as far as it used to.

Nick Swisher T-shirt

Vinny Milano (Bald Vinny to you), sells amusing t-shirts on his web site, one of which celebrates Swisher’s unique “Swisher Salute” to Yankee fans during roll call. But now Milano claims that Swisher has copyrighted the design, and is selling the shirts through Modell’s, a sporting goods chain. What’s up with that? Read more…

Speed Read: Jets Overcome Cassel’s Late Heroics

On Thursday night, the Gunslinger was almost out-slinged, but Matt Cassel’s best effort as a pro came up just a bit short as the Jets beat the Pats 34-31. Favre’s team blew a 24-6 lead, and somehow survived a miraculous game-tying touchdown with one second left that saw Cassel thread the needle to a diving Randy Moss, who just was able to keep both feet on the turf at the edge of the end zone.

The Jets, though, shook off what could’ve been a death blow and took the overtime kickoff right down the field and won it on a 34-yard field goal by Jay Feely. Favre tearfully retired after the game, then immediately went out and shot a deer.

Brett Favre hunting

Cassel couldn’t get the win, but for the first time it seems like he really belonged out there. In fact, he became the first NFL player ever (like, EVER) to reach the insanely arbitrary mark of 400 passing yards and 60 rushing yards in the same game.

One thing about the NFL Network. I know a bunch of you out there don’t get it, but doesn’t it seem like they have no microphones on the field to pick up crowd noise? When the Pats tied the score at the end, I could barely hear anyone cheering. It’s like Bob Papa and Chris Collinsworth are sitting in the studio in New York calling the game off a TV monitor with the mute button on. They aren’t doing that, are they?

College basketball is totally sneaking up on us. UCLA began the post-Luc Richard Mbah a Moute era by nearly losing to the Ohio version of Miami. The Bruins do still have Darren Collison and Josh Shipp, but they never could put the RedHawks away and struggled to a 64-59 win at Pauley.

Scott Boras is probably going to just accept that offer the Dodgers made for Manny Ramirez. I mean, it’s not like he’s really all that interested in driving a hard bargain. He wants to just get it over with, you know?  That’s providing the Dodgers add another three years and $105 million to their offer, of course, but that shouldn’t be an issue.

Scott Boras

(”You want to have the biggest team in town, Artie? What’s it worth to you?”)

The Florida version of Miami beat Virginia Tech 16-14 to keep their ACC title hopes alive, along with everyone else who plays in the ACC. Buffalo beat Akron 43-40 in four overtimes to become bowl eligible for the first time since returning to FBS in 1999. Turner Gill is excited for his team, which he’s going to leave next month for a much better job. It’s official, by the way: the MAC is now more fun to watch than the ACC.

The Cavs won their sixth in a row last night, 110-99 over the Nuggets. The Pistons took the nightcap in Oakland, rallying from a 12-point deficit to beat the Warriors 107-102.

• Well, here it is. Proof that Barry Bonds has been living in an Arctic cave for the past year:

Barry Bonds

Actually, it’s a screen capture from a hunting trip Barry went on in Canada (two hunting references in the speed read!) with some guy who I guess is an expert on guns or something. YOU BEEN BLINDED has the video, which you should watch if you’ve always wondered what it’s like to hang out with a rifle-toting Barry in a wooden shack while he whispers things like “there it is” and “it’s coming” as dramatic music plays in the background. I can’t think of anything more exciting than watching some guy not shoot things.

• I guess since the Yanks aren’t going to re-sign Jason Giambi, they figured they should bring in a younger, less-roidy version of him. So they traded for Nick Swisher. Swisher is a Billy Beane prototype, in that he walks a lot and hits for some power, but bats like .220. SCOTT PROCTOR’S ARM (regretting that blog name at all?) likes the deal, as Swisher actually isn’t due all that much money for the next three seasons. But what’s with all these guys who used to have insane hair ending up with the Yankees, where they have to wear it like the guys on “Mad Men?”

Troy Polamalu is saying that the NFL is “becoming more and more flag football, two-hand touch,” in this NBC SPORTS piece about the growing number of players who are fined for illegal hits every week.

• That whole “we don’t want the Olympics” thing the British people are doing? They didn’t really mean that. Everything’s just fine and dandy, says the GUARDIAN.

• This is what a 19-year-old cheerleader who doesn’t get kicked off the squad for drawing anti-Semitic body art looks like:

Jaguars cheerleader Kelli

This is Kelli of the Jaguars’ squad. So please, re-focus your college-age NFL cheerleader fantasies on her. There’s more pics here. When did SI.COM just start running photo galleries of cheerleaders?

• Sad news from the blogosphere, as FIRE JOE MORGAN has decided to pack it in. Mose Schrute has to go back to tending the beet farm full-time.

Nick Montana is a pretty good high school quarterback, says RIVALS. No word on whether he’ll be up in his room masturbating later.

• SPORTS MEDIA WATCH says the entire British Open will be on ESPN starting in 2010. Currently, the tournament is split between TNT and ABC. This is all about ESPN trying to drive up the fees it charges cable and satellite companies to carry the channel. That’s why they’re bidding on the BCS too.

• CHICAGO CUBS ONLINE eulogizes the Kerry Wood era in Chicago. To think what might have been. The Cubbies aren’t re-signing Wood because they’ve acquired Kevin Gregg to be their closer. The Marlins had to get rid of Gregg because his salary was pushing seven figures.

Just stop, Evander. Please. No more. Nobody wants to see you do this anymore.

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Blog-O-Rama: Nuts About The Nats, Versions 2-30

• Now that the Nationals have a new nutty song, BUGS & CRANKS belts out some additional lyrics for the other 29 Major League teams.

Screech Washington Nationals mascot

(Screech gets ready to get down to the new nutty Nats sound)

• STEROID NATION sprints out news that former fast man Tim Montgomery has run into trouble for heroin distribution.

• Look out, Loretta! GOING FIVE HOLE needs your help in choosing the best quote uttered by Pittsburgh Penguins play caller Mike Lange.

• Sure, it’s one thing to break out the pink bats for Mother’s Day. But HOME RUN DERBY wonders if Nick Swisher will unleash a pink goatee.

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Wikipedia Entry Reports Former NFL Cheerleader Danielle Gamba Dead

WIKIPEDIA ENTRY REPORTS DANIELLE GAMBA DECEASED: Based on the less-than-reliable Wikipedia.org, Danielle Gamba (the former Raiders cheerleader turned nude model) in the past month has been married to Nick Swisher (top screenshot - from Google cache Feb. 17), and died on Friday (screenshot of 2/25/06 Wikipedia entry):

Danielle Gamba reported Dead by Wikipedia

On Feb. 26, Gamba’s Wikipedia entry was completely erased except for this entry (2/26/07, 1AM ET) (screenshot below if entry erased in meantime):

Danielle Gamba Dead

I’ve got zero confirmation on any of this news. None of it has been reported anywhere, be it main media or blogs. It very well could all be a hoax.

Nick Swisher Dating Oakland Raiderette Turned Internet Porn Model Danielle Gamba

SWISHER’S NEW (NUDE) DISH IS DANIELLE GAMBA: SbB has learned that Nick Swisher of the Oakland A’s is keeping busy this offseason by dating former Raiders cheerleader and nude model Danielle Gamba.

Danielle Gamba Dating Nick Swisher

Swisher apparently also likes to keep busy during the season as well (see above), but now is preoccupied with Gamba, who was fired by the Raiders in 2003 after the club discovered she had posed for a porn site. She later went on to take it off for Playboy.com.

A source tells SbB Swisher spied Gamba “in a magazine”, saw that she was from the Bay Area and did what any self-respecting pro athlete would do - had his manager find her and set up a face-to-face.

The two are now inseparable and co-habitating in Arizona as the A’s get ready for Spring Training. Look for a piece in the SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE about them shortly.

One thing I’m guessing won’t come up in the story is that she was once cuffed and booked after making sexual advances to police who were questioning her about disrupting a flight from Denver to San Antonio (see ‘continually using the word F—‘).

On the lighter side, Gamba has her own website and apparently wants to pursue a career outside the porn business - witness her online resume, which makes no mention of her nude modeling credits. Nor are there any nudie pics on the site (just thought I’d warn you).