Week In Review: Jessica Gets Big, Romo A Cheat?

Jessica Simpson is livin’ large nowadays, while boyfriend Tony Romo might have banged another broad right in Jess’s own bed.

Jessica Simpson Tony Romo

Pat O’Brien could be coming to an ESPN radio station near you.

• Turns out cheerleading is a contact sport, after all. Allllllright!

• Tampa will have it all this weekend - Super Bowl, strip clubs & prostitutes.

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Clever Caption Contest: Goal Scorer Given Goose

Hey, readers! Weekend’s almost here! But before you start wasting brain cells on beer, why not waste a few on the SbB Clever Caption Contest?

Today, we pass along a snap shot of the Nicaragua national soccer team celebrating a goal - and in quite a grabby manner, no less:

Nicaragua soccer goose

How would describe this handful of players getting a handful? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance at a free case of Astroglide.

Good luck and good writing! Don’t be a bum - contribute!