NEPAL NIXES NUDITY ON EVEREST PEAK PERFORMANCES: The government of Nepal has a favor to ask. If you’re going to climb Mount Everest, please keep your clothes on:

KOMO-TV in Seattle scales down the word that authorities in the Himalayan nation are calling for a ban on nudity and other “obscene records” that naughty folks are trying to set while on the world’s highest mountain.Last year, a Nepali climber stripped down and stood naked for several minutes on top of the 29,000-foot peak. And a Dutch man recently attempted to conquer the mountain wearing only his shorts.

We’re not sure what the point is, but we are sure theirs will freeze off, from doing all these sub-zero stunts in the buff.