Force Sister Continues to Bring “Hot” to Hot Rods

• Racers on the hot rod circuit will have to deal with a new emerging (and enchanting) force – Ashley Force’s younger sister Courtney:

• Everything is magical about Tom Brady – from his supermodel wife to his miraculously quick recovery from knee surgery.
• Kimbo Slice is trying to get back into MMA the only way [...]

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Clarence Thomas Treats Nebraska Recruits Well

For being a Supreme Court Justice, Clarence Thomas is a bit of a mystery. That’s not to say Ruth Bader Ginsberg is on TV daily or has paparazzi following her or anything, it’s just that… well, he never talks. Maybe it’s a complex, nuanced feeling of payback for that whole Anita Hill pube thing.

(”I have [...]

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Celebrity Scores Again: Alberts To Be College AD

We’ve got nothing against ESPN analyst Trev Alberts. He seems like a nice enough guy, and the way he took a stand against ESPN management in 2005 — costing himself his own gig there — was both strong-willed and honest. Nonetheless, all the nice things you can say about Alberts don’t make his appointment as [...]

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Speed Read: Sleazy Vick, Caylee Dolls Draw Suit

I think I’ve found the world’s worst person: his name is Jaime Salcedo, and he’s the owner of Showbiz Productions in Jacksonville, FL. He first made a name for himself by selling the “Vick Chew Toy,” which is not related to the one the St. Paul Saints gave away. In fact, if you read the [...]

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Gay Porn Model Wrestler Ready For NCAA Tourney

A few months ago, we told you about Paul Donahoe, one of two college wrestlers who were kicked off the Nebraska team after it turned out that they had been models for a gay porn site. He eventually transferred to Edinboro College, and it appears that he’s got his wrestling career back on track: as [...]

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Is The Top Prep RB Transferring For Pregnant GF?

The number one ranked prep running back in the nation is transferring to a new high school in Lincoln, Neb., although he claims it has nothing to to with recruiting. David Oku is switching from Carl Albert HS in Oklahoma to East HS, and in the overanalyzed world of recruiting, fans from both Nebraska [...]

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Speed Read: It’s The Academy Awards! … Or Not.

So they handed out a bunch of awards last night, and frankly, we don’t care. Until the “Academy” lifts their de facto ban on nominating sports movies with animals as the lead, we’re boycotting the Oscars and we think you ought to as well.

(Sweeping the Oscars in our hearts.)
And as if you needed further proof, [...]

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Nebraska Spring Football Tickets Going for $250?

We all know that spring football games are just a ruse by universities to make a bunch of cash by giving rabid fans their offseason fix. It’s a fun day of tailgating without having to worry that your team will lose to Toledo.

But things are getting way too crazy over in Lincoln, Nebraska, where a [...]

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Week In Review: Super Bowl Viewers See Boner

• Super Bowl viewers in Tucson were treated to a 30-second clip of some guy’s schlong. And for those who are curious, here’s what they saw.

• That pornographic interruption was probably more fun than actually going to a Super Bowl party.
• Should Erin Andrews and other female sports reporters get the chance to graduate from [...]

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Player’s Dad Wants Apology From ESPNer Gottlieb

This week I received an email from the father of Nebraska basketball player Cookie Miller. Miller’s dad, who signed the correspondence “Big Cookie”, is demanding an apology from ESPN’s Doug Gottlieb for a comment he made about Miller during ESPN2’s recent Kansas-Nebraska basketball telecast.

After a scrum for a loose ball, Gottlieb said of Miller, “He’s [...]

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