When you’re young, the ultimate mashup of coolness would probably be close to Nelson Muntz’s “robot with guns for arms shooting a plane made of guns that fires guns.” When you’re older, it’s something even less realistic, like a topless Laker Girl playing guitar.

I must’ve been a very good boy this year, because that appears to be just what we’ve got above. Jahnel Curfman was a Laker Girl a couple seasons back, which might have drawn some interest to her Photobucket account. But aside from cheerleading photos, there were a few that she might not circulating the internet. Well, too late.

More photos, including Jahnel in her Laker Girl uniform, after the jump.

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The Pussycat Dolls. Danity Kane. Hit musical acts that have gone to the top of the charts using a simple but successful formula: easily-digestible, fluffy pop and hot chicks dancing around in little clothing. Another thing they share is ex-NBA dancer squad members in the group. But FRESNO BEACH reports that a new group called Sweet 88 wants to change all this. Instead of having one or two hot former NBA dancers as singers, all five of their members are hot former NBA dancers.

What a twist! The A&R rep that passes on this group is going to be a bigger idiot than the guy who turned down The Beatles because “guitar groups were on their way out.” I mean, five ex-NBA dancers? What more could you want? Oh, catchy songs and good singing. Well, apparently you don’t know the music industry, because that’s not really important right now.

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