Clever Caption Contest: Mascot Menage-A-Trois?

Hey readers! It’s time for another exciting SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today’s candid camera work comes courtesy of Tom Hoffarth’s FARTHER OFF THE WALL blog, where we see a couple of NHL mascots partake in a dramatic reenactment of Frank Lampard stretching with John Terry:

San Jose Sharks naughty mascots

You know you have something to say about the risque rink image above. So submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to spend 20 minutes with S.J. Sharkie in the HP Pavilion locker room of your choice.

Good luck & good writing! And please be gentle.