When shooting a few rounds on the local fairways, it’s always good to keep an eye out for any balls in the rough. Especially if they’re attached to a guy on the golf course who’s sunbathing naked.
(Unfortunately, we have don’t have a photo of said naked sunbather. So here’s a shot of a semi-naked Anna Rawson instead. Hope this suffices.)
MK NEWS reports that group of golfers at the Abbey Hill Golf Center in Milton Keynes, England, were playing the ninth hole, when they came across a large 22-year-old man “wearing just his socks, lying on the fairway at the ninth hole, with a dog standing by his side.”
How shocking! I didn’t know dogs were allowed on golf courses.
Having been beaten back to the border fence by legal and political forces for trying to require English competency in her players, LPGA commissioner Carolyn Bivens’ ladies will have to revert to old standbys to keep the league in the public’s eye: Donald Trump’s loins.
(Quick quiz: What languages does she speak? Do you care? Are you even reading this now? Exactly.)
Natalie Gulbis, somehow expert at the ways of public relations despite a sub-par 2008 season thus far, has managed to secure a spot in this season’s “Apprentice”, according to El Trump Primero himself. We expect that marketing savvy is exactly what drew Trump to young Ms. Gulbis. NBC has yet to confirm, but has Trump ever lied to us?
BUSTED COVERAGE has video evidence that gamers do occasionally get an opportunity to look at real-life actual females.
At this year’s E3, the video game industry’s biggest tradeshow and conference, EA Sports called on the services of LPGA star, Natalie Gulbis to demonstrate the latest addition to the Tiger Woods franchise of golf games on Nintendo Wii. Along with her Wiimote, Gulbis brought along with her, quite possibly the shortest skirt she owns.
Paula Creamer had a great first round at the Jamie Farr Owens Corning Classic on Thursday. But had she known the correct course par, she might have tied an all-time LPGA record.
(Paula’s future’s so bright, she’s gotta wear shades)
YAHOO SPORTS reports that Creamer birdied 9 of her last 11 holes to end up with an opening round score of 60, setting a new course record for the Highland Meadows in Ohio. And she became only the fifth LPGA player to shoot a 60 or below in a competitive round.
But Paula thought the course was a par-72. It wasn’t until the end of the round that she & her caddy Colin Cann realized that it was actually a par-71. Read more…
Gulbis, of course, is a talented golfer in her own right. She topped $1 million on the LPGA moneylist in 2005 and won her first tournament in 2007, and blah blah blah, she’s also very fetching.
This is the first of what could be two golf-related posts today, but it is the only one that will include Natalie Gulbis. I just thought that should be mentioned.
• DAMN I’M CUTE believes Tara Reid was pleased with Sunday’s outcome, since she supposedly said at a Super Bowl party in Italy:,”F— Tom Brady! I hope the Giants win.”
