What is it with race car drivers and ridiculously good looking wives? Is turning a car to the right wholly unattractive? Sam Hornish Jr. doesn’t know, and probably doesn’t care.

Do they assign these women to the drivers before qualifying or something? Seriously. It’s becoming an epidemic. The Indy 500 winner, three-time IRL champion, and current NASCAR Sprint Cup competitor has a wife named Crystal Hornish, who’s quite the looker, and we thank RIGHTFIELDERS for bringing this to our attention. Read more…