In a battle to decide which side wears funnier hats, a group of young Toronto-area Muslims took on the Mounties yesterday. And if you just jumped to conclusions without waiting for me to tell you it was a friendly game of soccer, then you, sir, are a racist.

As part of a community outreach program to improve relations between the police and T.O.’s Muslim community, the RCMP and a local Islamic center suited up for a match at BMO Field, home to MLS’ Toronto FC. The game ended in a 4-all tie, meaning that neither Canada nor the Middle East have achieved world supremacy…yet. Remember, if you don’t play a collapsing defense, then the terrorists have already won. Read more…