Placido Domingo to Sing National Anthem For MLS Championship

PLACIDO DOMINGO TO SING NATIONAL ANTHEM AT MLS CUP: Placido Domingo is ready to hit the high notes for Major League Soccer:

David Beckham bowing Placido Domingo

The league has announced that Domingo will be singing the national anthem to help kick off the 2007 MLS Cup.Best known as one of the Three Tenors that isn’t Luciano Pavarotti, Placido will be belting out “The Star Spangled Banner” at Washington’s RFK Stadium on November 18.

For your further enjoyment, Jimmy Eat World will chew up time, as they perform for the halftime festivities. They’re scheduled to play tunes from their latest album, but we bet if you ask nicely enough, they’ll do one of their classics - whatever they are.

Lenny Kravitz Grey Cup

We’d love to party with Placido, but we might be spent after watching Lenny Kravitz get his groove on at the Grey Cup.

Blog-O-Rama: Fat Football Coaches Living Large

• HELLSPAWNED JAVELINAS is livin’ large, as they chew the fat about these portly pigskin coaches:

Mark Mangino Tom Amstutz fat coaches

One big omission though - Toledo’s ton of fun Tom Amstutz.• SPORTSVITE is down to their Final Four, and America can now vote for The Next Minor League Basketball Superstar.

• HOME RUN DERBY will never get its laundry done, as Joe Buck can’t keeps his Sox straight.

• SPORTS ILLUSTRATED has the recently retired Justin Gimelstob looking back on his 12-year tennis career.

• Meanwhile, SI’s EXTRA MUSTARD gets down with Dallas Clark, as the Colts tight end performs Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ On A Prayer” - in sign language:

Well, he’s better than Korny & Jaws.

• DEADSPIN drops the puck on Shawn Chambers, a good hockey player but a terrible video game character.

• THE BIG LEAD learns something today, as Jimmy Kimmel cowboys up a PSA on the state of Red Sox Nation.

• RUMORS AND RANTS won’t touch that dial, as an MTV- documented high school football team is now embroiled in controversies worthy of the camera eye.

Maria Sharapova Makes Love Like A Dead Frog

SHARAPOVA SOMBER IN SACK, SAYS SEX-STUNNED SINGER: DEUCE OF DAVENPORT ribbits the news that apparently Maria Sharapova makes love “like a dead frog”:

Maria Sharapova Dead Frog

Adam Levine, lead singer of the group Maroon 5, briefly dated the tennis star. (Guess the guys from Matchbox 20 and Hinder were unavailable.) Levine made this statement regarding the Russian’s reluctance to get really randy:”She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’

Or maybe Maria was just afraid he’d launch into song. Sadly, the poor lovesick fool was so distraught, he said he had to take Paxil for a month just to get over it.

Adam Levine Maroon 5 Easter Bunny

Of course, Levine saves the best for last, adding, “Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”If that line doesn’t spew out machismo, we don’t know what does.

Devin Hester Joins Long List of Special Guests to Take Cubs Fans Out to the Ball Game

DEVIN HESTER JOINS (SOMETIMES UNFORTUNATE) LIST OF FOLKS ROOT-ROOT-ROOTING FOR THE CUUUUU-BIEEEES: Bears speed demon Devin Hester set yet another hometown Chicago crowd afire, but this time with his Monsters of the Midway melodies as he sang ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ at a recent Cubs contest:

devin hester & cubs fan

Which such a tear-jerking and ear-obliterating performance in mind, here’s a look back at how other 7th-inning guests fared at the Friendly Confines (and I don’t care if they ever get back):Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder - as coherent as ever:

Eddie Vedder

CCR frontman John Fogerty - not quite up to par as he was with ‘Fortunate Son’ and ‘Centerfield’:

John Fogerty

NASCAR heartthrob Jeff Gordon - pleased as punch to be in ‘Wrigley Stadium’:

Jeff Gordon

IRL hottie Danica Patrick - proving once again not everyone can drive and sing:

Danica Patrick

Former Cubs outfielder Doug Glanville - complete with Harry Caray glasses (and a quick intro of Tommy Lasorda on the phone):

Doug Glanville

So, judge for yourself how these virtuosos of Peanuts ‘n’ Cracker Jack compare to The Man Himself.

And as you do, don’t forget to enjoy some quality refreshment.