SbB Caption Contest: Mankind’s Greatest Weapon

Greetings, fair readers! Once again it’s time to dispense with another SbB Clever Caption Contest! Today we slam down a snapshot of the man called Cactus Jack, Dude Love, Mankind - the triple-threat ring warrior we all know & love as Mick Foley:

Mick Foley Tshirt Gun

Care to wrestle up any ideas of what we got goin’ on here? Share your sentiments by sending some suggestions into the comments section. Best submission will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with the winner cherishing the warm glow of accomplishment as we delve further into the winter months.

Good luck, and good writing! Mr. Socko thanks you.