Travis Henry Makes Bail; Dodgers & Clemson Wail

• Suspected cocaine trafficker & ex-NFL RB Travis Henry is out of jail on $400,000 bail. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

Travis Henry Broncos

• The Los Angeles Dodgers and Clemson Tigers sure could use a hug.

• It was sink or swim for a Zimbabwe soccer squad. Unfortunately, one of their players drowned.

Morten Andersen wants a chance to kick the record of NFL’s oldest player.

• U-Dub and Wazzu are on pace to finish out their seasons with a finale we’re officially dubbing the Rotten Apple Cup.

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Morten Andersen Wants To Kick One More Time

There are some things you can’t get rid of no matter how hard you try. Certain cancers. The remote threat of a zombie pandemic. White guilt. Well, you can add another thing to the list: Morten Andersen. The 48-year-old kicker has plans to lace up the cleats one more time.

Morten Andersen

(Morty’s rookie card)

During a reunion game at Michigan State, Andersen told reporters about his plan. When his old team the New Orleans Saints host the Falcons on December 7th, Andersen would be 48 years, 110 days old. Coincidentally enough, that’s one day older than George Blanda was when he retired from the sport, concluding his career as the oldest person ever to kick a ball through the uprights. If Andersen gets his way and dons the fleur-de-lis one more time to kick an extra point, he’ll have finally caught Old Man Blanda’s record, possibly one of the only things he still holds dear.

Seems like kind of a dick move.

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Blog Jam: Army Re-Drafts Lions Pick Into Service

• DEADSPIN discovers the Army doing an about face, as Detroit Lions pick & West Point grad Caleb Campbell won’t get to play pro football, after all.

Caleb Campbell Army poster

• A former Miami Hurricane in trouble with the law? No way! But the ST. PETERSBURG TIMES says such is the case of ex-QB Kenny Kelly.

• EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY doesn’t feel so fresh, as an Eastern Kentucky football player was caught stealing feminine hygiene products from a Wal-Mart.

• YOU BEEN BLINDED tunes in to learn that women’s Olympic sports are too hot for Iranian television.

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