Jailed Woman Won’t Leave Michael Jordan Alone

When you’re as famous as Michael Jordan, and as, ahem, prolific with your female counterparts, you’re bound to run into some crazy. It’s the law of skeezer averages. If you take home five unscrupulous women, one of them is bound to follow you and harass you as long as you live, and probably longer than that.

Still, this particular level of crazy is startling: A Pennsylvania woman is being held in contempt by a judge because she hasn’t satisfactorily promised that she’ll leave MJ alone once she leaves jail.

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