More Down And Dirty Details About Alex Rodriguez’s Worn-Out Piece Of Cheat

MO’ DIRTY DETAILS ON AROD’S BEAT PIECE O’ CHEAT MEAT: ON THE DL (of course!) has a more interesting accounting of Alex Rodriguez’s worn-out beat piece mistress: “She flies all over the country with him, with her parents in tow. She is in her early 30’s and is best described as a washed up stripper (familiar pattern with this guy).

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She is a buxom blond (that definitely came by way of an infield assist), with plain features, which she does little to enhance. The team joke is that he wears more make-up than she does. Our joke is that a girl’s boyfriend should never be prettier than she is.

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The lady in question’s name is Jocelyn. According to our source, she has known and been traveling with the player for awhile [at least since late March] and his teammates all know who she is.

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Her parents are even aware of the tryst as they recently flew in for a game with her dad carrying a baby under age 1 in his arms. We are not sure who the child belongs to, but her parents are in their 50’s…so you all can make your own conclusion there.