SbB’s back from the Virgin Islands to the not-so-virgin South Beach.

• Randy Moss has his own dirty Derby with Miss Kentucky USA.

• Meanwhile, Mike Tirico gets the runaround from a PETA spokesperson when trying to ask a question about the Eight Belles tragedy.

• But the fallen filly is getting her revenge, thanks to this heavy horse in England.

• A Chicago columnist blows up over blow-up dolls in the White Sox clubhouse.

• That writer needs to relax. May this baby buy you a beer?

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TMZ.com has a couple recent randoms of Randy Moss bending over a hottie at the Kentucky Derby last weekend:

The freakee in question is identified by TMZ as “Miss Kentucky USA”, but of course, the website doesn’t have the time or inclination to actually find out her name - or unearth any other photos.

So we have those for you, after the jump. Read more…