Woman Gets Drunk, Drives Her Car Into A Horse

The ending to last night’s Super Bowl was pretty damn amazing — and even more amazing if you have Comcast in Tucson — but aside from the final score of the game a lot of people are interested in the final tally of arrests made in Tampa last night.  Well, much like the final few minutes of the game, the fine people of Tampa did not disappoint.

All in all there were 26 people arrested during the game, and 18 were ejected from Raymond James Stadium.  There were also the four small planes who entered the secure air space.  Of the arrests, nine were people selling counterfeit tickets and there were a few people selling fake merchandise or credentials.  Still, none of them can hold a candle to what one woman accomplished in her drunken stupor.  After all, it’s not often these days that you hear about horses getting hit by cars.

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Lawyer Milloy Celebrates Falcons Loss With DUI

While things went very well for the Atlanta Falcons in the first week of the NFL season, they learned yesterday that things change quite a bit when you’re not playing the Detroit Lions.   A week after quarterback Matt Ryan had an impressive NFL debut and Michael Turner ran all over, the Falcons were handed a big dose of reality with a 24-9 loss by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers yesterday.   The devastation was enough to lead at least one Falcon to drinking.

Lawyer Milloy was arrested early this morning for speeding and driving under the influence.

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