You Can Buy Mike Alstott’s ‘69 Camaro On eBay

Are you looking for a new car, but don’t want to follow the trend of buying one of these environmentally friendly hybrids, or fuel-efficient cars that those damn hippies are trying to stuff down your throat?   Do you want an old-fashioned muscle car that will blow the doors off of anybody you pass on the freeway?   Do you have around $200,000 to spend?  Well then I’ve got the car for you!

Former Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back/fullback/fantasy football vulture Mike Alstott is selling his 1969 Camaro on eBay, and the current price is set at $195,500.   Of course, buying a car based solely on a picture, particularly at that price, probably isn’t the smartest move to make.  Lucky for you, I was kind enough to post a few more after the jump.

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No One Ever Leaves the Buccaneers, Son. Ever.

“Hey, I’m glad to see you, too, though I don’t know why we’re meeting on this abandoned stretch of road. Anyway, it’s been a long time since I saw you. Two years since I signed with the Bears. Can you believe that? Still, I think I’ve got a good shot at the starting job this year; who’s really taking Rex Grossman or Kyle Orton seriously? I expect to be starting by…”

A scene from The Bucs

“Yeah, that’s what I called you down here for, Brian. I know it’s been awhile since we’ve seen ‘Griese‘ in pewter. I don’t know what you thought were pulling by signing a five-year contract with the Bears a couple years ago, but we just traded for you. You’re coming home. You see, no one ever leaves the Bucs, son.”

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