Do Golf Course Prostitutes Wear Stiletto Spikes?

It’s the typical sitcom cliche: the bumbling husband wants to go golfing with his buddies, but his nagging wife doesn’t want him to. Zingers and general shenanigans ensue as the man goes to great lengths to make his tee time while keeping his wife blissfully unaware. But golfers in Prairie Village, KS, were getting more than 18 holes in behind their wives’ backs.

Karen Rutherford & Michelle Segall

(l to r: Karen Rutherford and Michelle Segall)

At least probably not, since KCTV-TV says they were taking part in a prostitution ring centered on a nearby golf course. (18 holes, one would imagine, would cost a lot extra.) According to authorities, the ring was run by two women, Karen Rutherford, 32, and Michelle Segall, 27, out of their house, using the church across the street as a parking lot for their johns. I believe that will be more than ten “Hail Marys” to get absolved for that.

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